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12:03 PM: Trump calls for ceasefire with Iran

12:05 PM: Trump declares victory

12:07 PM: Trump sends naval forces to Iran

12:08 PM: Trump says no troops on the ground

12:11 PM: Trump doesn't want a ceasefire

12:12 PM: Trump says Iran has no more humans

12:16 PM: Trump declares victory

12:17 PM: Trump calls for a ceasefire with Iran

12:18 PM: Trump asks for help for Iran

12:23 PM: Trump says NATO members are "dirty faces"

12:29 PM: Trump says Iran is begging for a ceasefire

12:31 PM: Trump says everything is great

12:37 PM: Trump He wants Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz

12:39: Trump says the Strait of Hormuz was never closed

12:41: Trump says the US is not at war with Iran

12:42: Trump declares victory in Iran

12:44: Trump says war with Iran is for nuclear weapons

12:45: Trump says Iran never had nuclear weapons

12:47: Trump says the world should thank him

12:51: Trump says the world is "dirty faces"

12:53: Trump gives himself the Trump Peace Prize

12:57: Trump declares victory in Iran

An hour later: Trump again calls for a ceasefire with Iran

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